This May Be The WEIRDEST Fauci News That You Ever Read

This May Be The WEIRDEST Fauci News That You Ever Read

Dr. Anthony Fauci is an… interesting… guy. Yeah, let’s go with that. He appears to exhibit nearly every characteristic that Americans don’t want in a government official.

Yet, he remains in office, and people on the left worship at his feet like he’s some kind of a god. It makes no sense.

But if you’re one of the people who think that Fauci is a paragon of virtue whose model we should all follow, then this news will probably be something that you’ll want to take advantage of because, of course, you want to indoctrinate your children into blindly following government when it’s a leftist in charge.

So, what is this offer that leftist fanboys and girls will want to buy into (literally)? It’s this: A toy manufacturer is now making dolls (action figures, if you’re buying for boys). of all of your “favorite” leftist politicians and bureaucrats.

That’s right, according to Joel Abbott, you can buy your children… uh… action figures including “Biden, Obama, Bernie, Dr. Fauci, Hillary Clinton, Sen. Pocahontas, AOC, Pelosi, RBG, Pope Francis, and Robert Mueller.”

I’m not kidding.

In fact, Abbott writes, “You can even have your kids practice masking with Dr. Fauci – oh, and subject Donald Trump to torture!” I mean, isn’t that what you always wanted as a kid? Even if you could have gotten a doll of a politician that your parents voted for, the answer is… no. Abbott continues:

When I was younger, I didn’t want to play with George Bush, Bill Clinton (Lord help us), or Bob Dole action figures. I wanted things like Luke Skywalker and Spiderman toys because I was a normal child.

Which brings me to the main point: these dolls aren’t for kids.

They’re for virtue-signaling woke parents who need a little pocket AOC to help them get through the day.

It’s comforting to know that here in America, when your worldview is shallow enough that you revert to adolescence to support your beliefs, that the free market is always there to help!

While I agree with Abbott that the free market is a beautiful thing and that these dolls aren’t for the kids (who couldn’t care less about Fauci or Biden or Harris except that those ogres kept many kids from playing outside), I will add that anyone who buys a toy like this for a kid needs to taken back behind a barn and have the stuffings beat out of them.

The only way that any rational person would use these toys (besides as ways to mock leftists) is to give them as chew toys to their pets, and only then if the dolls were free.


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